Ryan's not even sure how it got to this point. First it was Tom was feeling a little bad, and then it was Tom trying to chew on Sean's head (the fucker's lucky he sleeps with that pillow over his head), and now he's bartering with a couple of butchers for cow eyes as a treat.
"Seriously, fifty for the cow eyes, and that's it," Ryan says, making a slicing motion with his hands as he takes the bag finally. Behind him, a box full of animal brains (Tom's food for the week) is already in place as he puts the bag on top of it.
The things he does for his friends, Jesus fucking Christ.
Later, when he sets out a couple of the eyes for Tom, he grins at the absolute delight on the Zombie's face at them. Yeah, well, he knows his friends would do the same for him and -
"Dude, chew with your fucking mouth closed, for fuck's sake."
Ryan sighs and closes his eyes, listening to Tom's happy noises as he eats, and when Tom goes quiet, he opens his eyes again. Tom's looking at him, expectantly and Ryan knows, he knows what Tom is expecting.
"Hey, good job on not making a mess. C'mere. NO BITING, Tom, I mean it," Ryan says, letting Tom lean against his legs as he pats his hair, not wanting to let his fingers get tangled.
Whatever, it's not normal, but it's still kind of awesome.
He can't help wanting to bite, you guys! It's HIS biological imperative. Here, baby, have another eye. Who's a good boy, huh? Who is? YOU ARE, yes you aaarrree.
If Jon wasn't already smitten, that would have tipped him over the edge :D she doesn't even make a face when she finds three week old brains in tupperware in the crisper drawer!
he gets low bloodsugar, she's sure of it. And Nic brushes his hair, and Zomrad almost starts purring, and Jon wonders if its wrong to be jealous over his DEAD BEST FRIEND!
Except for how she washes her hands and then makes out with Jon like a fiend. (If I could draw, I would draw a million pictures of Nicole brushing out Zomrad's hair while Jon watches. ♥_♥)
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Date: 4 Oct 2010 05:31 (UTC)He likes them, fuck you!
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Date: 4 Oct 2010 05:36 (UTC)OH, HELLO, DRABBLE.
Date: 4 Oct 2010 05:52 (UTC)"Seriously, fifty for the cow eyes, and that's it," Ryan says, making a slicing motion with his hands as he takes the bag finally. Behind him, a box full of animal brains (Tom's food for the week) is already in place as he puts the bag on top of it.
The things he does for his friends, Jesus fucking Christ.
Later, when he sets out a couple of the eyes for Tom, he grins at the absolute delight on the Zombie's face at them. Yeah, well, he knows his friends would do the same for him and -
"Dude, chew with your fucking mouth closed, for fuck's sake."
Re: OH, HELLO, DRABBLE.
Date: 4 Oct 2010 06:01 (UTC)LOL, oh BOYS!
Re: OH, HELLO, DRABBLE.
Date: 4 Oct 2010 06:11 (UTC)"Hey, good job on not making a mess. C'mere. NO BITING, Tom, I mean it," Ryan says, letting Tom lean against his legs as he pats his hair, not wanting to let his fingers get tangled.
Whatever, it's not normal, but it's still kind of awesome.
Re: OH, HELLO, DRABBLE.
Date: 4 Oct 2010 06:13 (UTC)Re: OH, HELLO, DRABBLE.
Date: 4 Oct 2010 06:15 (UTC)Re: OH, HELLO, DRABBLE.
Date: 4 Oct 2010 06:18 (UTC)Nic just glares at them until they hand it over. Nic is actually strangely protective of "poor widdle Zomrad"
Re: OH, HELLO, DRABBLE.
Date: 4 Oct 2010 06:26 (UTC)He can't help wanting to bite, you guys! It's HIS biological imperative. Here, baby, have another eye. Who's a good boy, huh? Who is? YOU ARE, yes you aaarrree.
Re: OH, HELLO, DRABBLE.
Date: 4 Oct 2010 06:37 (UTC)Re: OH, HELLO, DRABBLE.
Date: 4 Oct 2010 06:45 (UTC)GUYS, three weeks is way too long for brains! You'll make him SICK.
Re: OH, HELLO, DRABBLE.
Date: 4 Oct 2010 06:46 (UTC)Jon wonders if he's going to have to fend off his dead best friend from making a move on his girl...
Re: OH, HELLO, DRABBLE.
Date: 4 Oct 2010 06:49 (UTC)Whatever, she just puts the brains down and doesn't pay any attention to him until he's fed and back to Zomrad adorbs.
Re: OH, HELLO, DRABBLE.
Date: 4 Oct 2010 06:52 (UTC)Re: OH, HELLO, DRABBLE.
Date: 4 Oct 2010 06:56 (UTC)Re: OH, HELLO, DRABBLE.
Date: 4 Oct 2010 07:01 (UTC)Jon's stupid for her.
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Date: 4 Oct 2010 07:04 (UTC)Re: OH, HELLO, DRABBLE.
Date: 4 Oct 2010 07:07 (UTC)