I lost sight of Gloria

Title: Honest Way Out
Author: starflowers
Fandom: Disney RPF, Bandom, Skippy
Characters: Mike Carden, Kevin Jonas, Bill Beckett, Tom Conrad, Michael Guy Chislett, Adam Siska, Andy 'The Butcher' Mrotek, various others.
Rating: R, for Mike's bad mouth.
Disclaimer/Warnings: I own nothing, obviously. The only warning I can think of is that it features Mike and Tom being friendly. So if that's not your thing, uh...Sorry?
Summary: Mike is one of two Northern vampires at his school. Sometimes, he's pretty sure life hates him. And then he meets Kevin and becomes really sure.
Word Count: 2872 (!!!!!)
Prompt:My Dream Fic includes: Space pirates! Angst! Happy endings! Fairy tales... Fairy tales set in space? I'm pretty easy. Let me try to be more specific. I would like an AU or something crossed over with the Vampire Diaries, or set in space, or a Twilight AU, that could be hilarious and fun. Bonus for Frank/Mikey!! And Spencer/Brandon.

Author Note: I tried a few different things before my brain started laughing over Mike being Edward. And this developed? In this AU, basically everyone has something different and that's why they're at this school. It's a hodge-podge Hogwarts, and now I kinda wanna live there. Anyways, I hope you enjoy this, starflowers!


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When I asked for prompts, I got a few picture prompts, courtesy of akire_yta and I thought this snippet that never went any further fit one of the pictures perfectly.


Title: Escapes and Exchanges
Pairing: Mike Carden (The Academy Is...)/Kevin Jonas (Jonas Brothers)
Rating: G (I KNOW)
Word Count: 593

::Disclaimer: I own nothing; the title is from the TAI song Winter Passing.::


Summary: Kevin sighs into Mike's mouth and when Mike wraps his arms around Kevin, all he feels is warmth.

( Picture and fic )

I started this a WHILE ago and I've been trying to add to it and all, but nothing I do to it makes sense. So, since that's the case, I figured that I'd go ahead and post it.


Title: When We Can
Pairing: Mike Carden (The Academy Is...)/Victoria Asher (Cobra Starship)
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 477

Disclaimer: I own nothing.

Author's Note: Another quick ficlet that never turned into more. It's just a bit of porn, really.


Summary: When he pulls up, the air conditioning kicks on, the hum covering up her harsh breathing.

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For sodamnskippy bingo!


Title: Naughty Nights For Niceness
Pairing: Mike Carden/Kevin Jonas
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Tentacles. (YES, YOU HEARD ME.)
Word Count: 2030

Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING. The title and cut text comes from the song "Fluorescent Adolescent" by Artic Monkeys.

ETA: THIS FIC NOW HAS A MIX AND ART BY THE LOVELY akire_yta, SEE IT HERE, OMG!

ETA 2: THIS FIC NOW HAS DVD COMMENTARY BY ME! \o/

( Not as daft as they seem )

Yeaaahh. I don't even know, you guys. I've been wanting to write Mike/Tom for a while and nngh, Mike/Tom angry sex. ♥


Title: Don't Forget To Take Deep Breaths
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Mike Carden/Tom Conrad (The Academy Is...)
Word count: 1,028
Summary: Mike knows it's a bad idea from the moment it starts. He knows it's a bad idea, that he shouldn't do it, that he's risking the band.

Warnings: There are HINTS of slight dub-con. I don't think it's anything huge, just mostly tense and bitchy stuff, really.


DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING IN THIS FIC. ESPECIALLY THE TWO MEN WITHIN. THE TITLE COMES FROM THE ACADEMY IS... SONG 'CHECKMARKS'.


( But Mike knows that he was never meant to be that guy though. )