15 Characters WITH A TWIST REPSONSES!

[mayqueen517]

In celebration of Halloween, I decided to give this a big twisty twist!

~CUE DRAMATIC MUSIC~

Everyone on this list is not who you think they are...CLICK THROUGH TO SEE!




1.) Animagus/Wizard!Gabe Saporta
2.) Hitwoman!Greta Salpeter
3.) Alien!Pete Wentz
4.) Girl!Kevin Jonas
5.) Vampire!Mike Carden
6.) Superhero!Victoria Asher
7.) Fairy!Ryan Ross
8.) Werecat!Jon Walker
9.) Vampire Hunter!Spencer Smith
10.) Nerd!Cassadee Pope
11.) Beatnik Poet!Sean Van Vleet
12.) Hobo!Tom Conrad
13.) Indiana Jones!Brendon Urie
14.) Zombie Killer!Nicole Anderson
15.) Jester!William Beckett


From akire_yta

Animagus/Wizard!Gabe Saporta and Nerd!Cassadee Pope go on a blind date - how does it go?
Well, it goes as well as can be expected for a nerdy and adorable girl going on a blind date with Gabe Saporta, noted Wizard and Animagus. The thing is, she didn't think Magic was real, but he gives her a rose that sings to her and that's pretty nifty, even if she wants to watch him take it apart and put it back together.

They have fun though! Cassadee isn't so much of a nerd as she is just interested in how everything works, and Gabe tries to explain as much of it as he can, but sometimes, a practical approach is required.

"Practical", yeah.


Superhero!Victoria Asher has a secret - what is it, and how do Werecat!Jon Walker and Beatnik Poet!Sean Van Vleet react when they find out?
Obviously, her big secret is that she's a Superhero! Beatnik Poet SVV writes some songs about it that are kind of weird and creepy, and thus amazing, while Jon laughs and wonders if he should be a superhero too. (He decides on 'no', because the only thing anyone would call him would be Thundercat or some shit, and fuck. that.)


Animagus/Wizard!Gabe Saporta, Hitwoman!Greta Salpeter, Alien!Pete Wentz and Girl!Kevin Jonas form a band - what genre, and what's the band called?
Obnoxiously catchy soul-hop-techno.

They call it some unprounceable symbol, but Gabe nicknames them The Horribles, because of the expressions on everyone's face the first time they hear them.


From hector_rashbaum

Animagus/Wizard!Gabe Saporta,Alien!Pete Wentz,Vampire!Mike Carden,Fairy!Ryan Ross ,Vampire Hunter!Spencer Smith are a band. Tell me a hilarious road story.
Well, them going out on the road is always a little iffy, you see. Ryan's a fairy (not a fae, a fairy. Wings and everything, he hates/loves/hates it (except for how he really loves it)). And since Ryan's a fairy, they have to really keep him around things that he likes...he has to be around living things, growing things. They play a lot of outside shows with Gabe casting warming charms so they don't like, die.

Mike and Spencer have this fiery, passionate affair going on, because Spencer's actually a vampire hunter on leave and MIke's a vampire, but Mike's a pretty much harmless vamp. He sparkles, and Spencer's pretty sure he's not that much of a threat.

Now, if they could just get Pete to not only stop using his alien fucking tech (it plays music! To him. To them, it's like a high pitched whine and seriously, Ryan Rossy is going to break that fucker with his delicate, pretty wings), and stop licking everything, they'll be fine.


Hitwoman!Greta Salpeter,Girl!Kevin Jonas,Superhero!Victoria Asher,Werecat!Jon Walker,Nerd!Cassadee Pope have a disney channel sitcom. details!
I don't. Wow, okay. I. Um.

You know what, I'm pretty sure it would be amazing. OH, OKAY. Greta's kind of like a real-life Kim Possible almost, her and Victoria are on a TEAM together, okay? If you're older, you get the jokes about taking people out, etc, but kids don't get that shit and all.

Jon's a werecat...not just a werecat, but a tiny little wereHOUSE CAT. And Jon's always after catnip, but it's kind of presented in a way that it's a bad thing but he loves it anyways, it's a bad habit. (Jon sometimes wonders if Disney realizes how hardcore they're talking about weed, but whatever)

Cassadee and girl!Kevin run the whole thing. As well as keeping the catnip out of Jon's reach...idk, there's a running gag of Jon finding their hiding spots of the catnip every episode.


Beatnik Poet!Sean Van Vleet, Hobo!Tom Conrad, Indiana Jones!Brendon Urie, Zombie Killer!Nicole Anderson, Jester!William Beckett have a bunch of romantic complications, an orgy, and finally a functional poly relationship (with not necessarily all, but at least three of them). How'd it happen?
I. You know what, I don't even know.

Um. Brendon, Nicole, and Sean end up together, actually. Sean writes poetry about Brendon's excursions out to ancient civilizations and Nicole goes out and kicks Zombie ass all day long. William just manages to make sure Tom doesn't end up as Zomrad.

Other than that, I have no fucking clue, I'm laughing too hard.


Animagus/Wizard!Gabe Saporta & Jester!William Beckett get married, tell me about their wedding
IT IS THE MOST FABULOUS THING EVER. THERE ARE DOVES COMING OUT OF EVERYTHING (except the python that Gabe conjured up, whoopsie. WHATEVER, THEY'RE FAKE DOVES, IT'S COOL)

Gabe's got a bunch of snakes on everything, which is hilarious, considering that the fucker was in Ravenclaw, but William's cool with it. For god's sake, Gabe's animagus form IS a Cobra. (EH, SEE WHAT I DID THERE?)

Their wedding is fabulous and amazing and Gabe sets up random bursts of confetti and fireworks to go off during certain words over the guests.

William tells a bunch of horribly amazing jokes with a ton of puns and Gabe stares at him with the stupidest grin ever.

When they kiss, after being pronounced as joined, there's a TON of fireworks going off over them and William can't stop BEAMING. Gabe figures that the conjured up flower petals were a bit much, but whatever, he'll blame it on Nate.


Hitwoman!Greta Salpeter & Zombie Killer!Nicole Anderson get divorced, tell me why
Because they're stupid.

Uh, because they've got a huge issue with each other's choice of things to kill. Nicole feels bad because Greta's killing LIVING people, and Greta's just like, WTF, WHY DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH WHAT I KILL? YOU'RE KILLING ZOMBIES.

And there are issues and they're all wounded and sad away from each other, but Greta hooks up with Tom and Nicole hooks up with Jon and then it's awkward as fuck, because JESUS, OUR NEW PEOPLE ARE BEFFIES, FUCK OUR LIVES. ...Missed you. ....Yeah, missed you too.


Alien!Pete Wentz & Fairy!Ryan Ross adopt Indiana Jones!Brendon Urie. Stories!
...I don't. Um. You. What.

Well, obviously Pete can't have babies, no matter how hard he tries, and the less said about that the better. Ryan's pretty comfortable with stealing babies, but for some reason, Pete's got an issue with that, whatever.

But they come across this darling kid who's just wandering around all these areas he's not supposed to go and he's all alone and Ryan's all, "It is not stealing if nobody wanted him."

"Dude, there was a better way to say that."

"It's the truth, Pete."

"...I'm right here. Also, do you have wings? That's cool, it's said that certain people from certain areas were known to have wings, but because of all the interbreeding and marriages, they've become something of a recessive trait."

Pete's pretty sure that means that him and Ryan were meant to have Brendon. Also, it's great for Brendon, because Pete has technology to teleport them all over the world and Ryan can make a ton of rare flowers thrive wherever they live. Brendon loves it.


Girl!Kevin Jonas & Hobo!Tom Conrad want to spice up their sex life. Who on the list do they invite into their ~boudoir~?
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Well, obviously, the answer to this is vampire!Mike Carden. Tom's known Mike for a while, and they used to have a lot of shit with each other, because Mike got a little bitey with Tom and Tom was all THAT IS NOT COOL, DUDE. And Mike felt bad.

But Mike and Kevin are friends, actually. Tom's not sure how it happened, but then again, he's not sure how he went from a busker/hobo type to living with Kevin and being in a relationship with her. It's nice, though.

Mike and Tom are wary around each other, but Kevin seems pretty insistent on watching them make-out and all.


Vampire!Mike Carden & Beatnik Poet!Sean Van Vleet want to have a baby. Biological? Surrogate? Adoption? Tell me an adorable story.

"What about this one?"

"I. What. MIKE, you can't just steal a fucking kid from the park with Thrall. Not cool, dude. Not. Cool," Sean says, staring at Mike. Mike shrugs, looking down at the kid and apologizing quietly. The kid stares at him blankly, and Mike feels annoyance, before sending the kid back to the park with specific directions and a big warning around her.

"She was cute."

"She was stolen."

Mike shrugs. "I was stolen once too; it worked out pretty okay for me," he says, watching Sean sigh and snap his fingers as he starts reciting a poem.

Mike doesn't get the whole poetry thing, but he likes listening to Sean talk, so it's pretty okay. Still, there was a kid in the next neighborhood playing and she looked kind of lonely; maybe he can convince Sean that he can Thrall the kid's parents into letting her go.

Sean looks at him, eyes intense as he points at him. "Michael, you are not going to steal another child."

...Motherfucker.


Superhero!Victoria Asher & Nerd!Cassadee Pope's first date.
Cassadee intends on interviewing Victoria, is the thing! She wants to ask her what it's like to be a superhero, except that Victoria schedules the interview at a really nice restaurant, and...is that wine?

"Um."

"I thought this could be a little more than business," she says, smiling at Cassadee and Cassadee feels like a fly, caught in a spider's web.

She kind of likes it, actually.


Werecat!Jon Walker & Vampire Hunter!Spencer Smith's LAST date.
It ends with Spencer hurling a plate at Jon's head, and the less said about the fact that Jon spends three months in his cat form, the better.


the whole list is stranded on a deserted island. shenanigans!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Obviously Gabe gets them all off (HAH) of the island. DUH.


From blackwayfarers

Girl!Kevin Jonas and Hobo!Tom Conrad are in a relationship. Hobo!Tom Conrad's ex Fairy!Ryan Ross meets Girl!Kevin at a bar and they take a liking to each other. Eventually Girl!Kevin introduces Fairy!Ryan to Hobo!Tom; this is the first time Hobo!Tom has seen their ex, Fairy!Ryan, for a year. How does the evening go?

Tom met Ryan before he was a Hobo, actually! He used to take photos of him; of a delicate man with soft wings that glittered but were stronger than they looked. And when they broke up, it wasn't bad. It was just. Not good. Tom went to stay with some friends for a few days and when he came back, Ryan had sold all of his stuff, not understanding the whole human thing about material things, is the thing.

So Tom thankfully still had his guitar at his friend's place, so he resorts to busking. He met Kevin while she was on her way into college, and Kevin's got a soft-spot for hopeless cases, is how her brothers put it. And Tom is sort of hopeless. He uses the money he gets from busking to buy shitty shoes, but they work. Sort of.

Ryan and Kevin met and are actually sort of friendly, more so than Ryan is with anyone else, which makes Kevin feel all happy. She likes him and wants to introduce him to Tom. And...Tom is like, O_O.

Ryan's just like, "Oh, hello."

"...Hey."

Kevin's confused, understandably, because Tom's mentioned his ex selling all of his stuff, and Ryan mentioned just getting out of a relationship and it's never been something that Kevin would have connected; nobody would have connected all the vagueness.

But the evening isn't a total bust, because at least Tom and Ryan talk again, and Ryan promises to get as much of Tom's stuff as he can back, which Tom is relieved for. Kevin's just glad there wasn't drama.


Hitwoman!Greta Salpeter, Vampire Hunter!Spencer Smith, and Beatnik Poet!Sean Van Vleet are the last survivors in a zombie apocalypse. What happens?
Threesomes.

After that, Spencer organizes shit into a sort of routine while Greta picks off the closest zombies with her guns. She loves her guns.

Sean writes weird poems about kissing lovers with gunpowder in the back of their mouths and guys with beards that laugh like a rumbling bear.


From trcunning

Animagus/Wizard!Gabe Saporta is a matchmaker. Hitwoman!Greta Salpeter comes to hir for help.
Gabe sets Greta up with Zombie Killer!Nicole, actually! It's an easy match, and Gabe's WAY TOO SMUG about it.


Hitwoman!Greta Salpeter goes on dates with Alien!Pete Wentz, Girl!Kevin Jonas, Indiana Jones!Brendon Urie & Zombie Killer!Nicole Anderson. Who does hir go home with?
Hm, in a change of pace from my last answer, I think that Greta actually would go home with Brendon from this batch. She likes his smarts and he's kind of seductive in the dorkiest way ever.

She needs some dorky in her life.


Does Animagus/Wizard!Gabe Saporta go home with Nerd!Cassadee Pope or Jester!William Beckett?
He goes home with both, obvs.


From fall_out_nurse

Dating Show Indiana Jones!Brendon Urie has the choice of Nerd!Cassadee Pope,Hitwoman!Greta Salpeter or Fairy!Ryan Ross who do they pick?
FAIRY!RYAN ROSSY.

COME ON, he's got pretty green wings, big and elegant, curling around at the tops and they sparkle.

Who else would Brendon choose?


Animagus/Wizard!Gabe Saporta and Jester!William Beckett buy a llama; why?
Because the llama is the funniest animal ever. Also, Wizard!Gabe needs some of it's spit in order to complete a ~magical potion~. Jester!William is pretty sure he can use the llama in his act and thus, names the llama George.


Alien!Pete Wentz,Vampire!Mike Carden,Werecat!Jon Walker,Beatnik Poet!Sean Van Vleet and Zombie Killer!Nicole Anderson have to write an issue of Cosmo what do they write about? and are they in the photos?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh my god.

Obviously, they write about finding the perfect man and not turning him into another were (thanks Jon), an instrument of the man (thanks Sean), or turning him into another vampire (thanks Mike), and what to do if it turns out they're really a ZOMBIE (thanks for that image, Nicole). And the only person not in the photos is Pete. Because he always breaks the fucking cameras with his alien-ness for some reason.


Girl!Kevin Jonas,Superhero!Victoria Asher,Vampire Hunter!Spencer Smith and Hobo!Tom Conrad are going trick or treating what do they dress as?
Kevin goes as the bird from UP, obviously.

Victoria goes as herself, ahaha! Everyone thinks she's some chick in a costume, not the real superhero.

Spencer goes as a vampire and stakes TWICE as many vamps that night.

And Tom goes as himself, and everyone tells him his costume is really great, and he's just like, "What costume?"


From sullen_hearts

Do Alien!Pete Wentz and Girl!Kevin Jonas make out when they're drunk?
Pete can't get drunk and Kevin doesn't drink. But Pete's a curious sort, and kisses everyone for any reason. When you're his friend, you get used to it.


Does Superhero!Victoria Asher ever have a child?
She does, actually! She trusts only a few people with her secret, and her two people she trusts, Ryland and Alex (her technical support and main builder respectively) are the ones who she decides to have a baby with.


Would Werecat!Jon Walker, Vampire Hunter!Spencer Smith & Nerd!Cassadee Pope have a threesome or a beautiful polyamory thing?
I think they'd just have a threesome, but Jon and Spencer would end up together. It's not that they don't love Cassadee, it's just that she's always been a little more hung up on the girl at school who kills Zombies.


From anothersadsong

what is Girl!Kevin Jonas's dirty little secret and how do Hitwoman!Greta Salpeter, Vampire Hunter!Spencer Smith, & Hobo!Tom Conrad react when they find out?
ShekindofhasacrushonHitwoman!Greta. And yes, she always says it like that.

Spencer and Tom aren't really surprised, but Spencer tells her she should tell Greta, because he knows Greta. She's cool. Tom's reaction is to mostly shrug and say, Greta always smells nice.

...Which, truth.

Greta though. Greta reacts with a soft smile that Kevin's pretty sure that she gives to lost causes, but instead of brushing Kevin off, Greta sidles closer and kisses her softly.


Fairy!Ryan Ross , Alien!Pete Wentz, Beatnik Poet!Sean Van Vleet & Vampire!Mike Carden are stuck in an elevator. what happens when they realize it's not going to fixed immediately?
Ryan freaks the fuck out. He's not a fan of the metal anyways, but being trapped SUCKS ASS, OKAY?

Also, they blame it all on Pete.


how does Animagus/Wizard!Gabe Saporta ask Werecat!Jon Walker out on a date?
By cleverly disguised bundles and packages of catnip over a three week period. They all have different spells in them to make the catnip better and Jon is CHARMED.


Nerd!Cassadee Pope is a ghost who's in love with Alien!Pete Wentz. what does Nerd!Cassadee Pope do to make Alien!Pete Wentz happy?
She lets Pete experiment on if she can feel anything. Pete inadvertantly finds a way to set her free, but she's got to make the choice.

It's harder than she would have thought, but she ultimately decides to stay with Pete, to keep him company when he misses his homeworld.


From fictionalfaerie

Vampire Hunter!Spencer Smith, Hobo!Tom Conrad, Superhero!Victoria Asher, and Werecat!Jon Walker--- three of these decide to prank the fourth's house! Oh noes!
Who gets pranked? What's their reasoning? How do they do it? Do they get caught? Does anyone have second thoughts and feel bad and fess up?
The boys decide to prank Victoria.

It's not good.

The boys just wanted to have fun, but they didn't realize that Victoria's got a shit ton of security measures, jesus christ. Spencer blames Tom. Jon blames Tom. Tom accepts said blame and is the one to fess up.

Victoria knows them though, or at least, knows them well enough, so she invites them in and gives them hot chocolate and a STERN talking to.

They all have crushes on her by the time they leave.


Fairy!Ryan Ross , Indiana Jones!Brendon Urie, and Nerd!Cassadee Pope live in a row--- which house do the kids OMG HAVE TO!!! hit up for candy because they give out rad candy? Which house has the lame candy? Who goes all out decorating?
Ryan ignores halloween and casts a couple of repellant spells, even though Brendon tells him he's no fun.

Cassadee goes all out with the decorations, but she spent all her money on them and thus has to give out the lame candy.

But Brendon's got the best candy....but he makes them work for it. They have to answer riddles and go through an obstacle course. The kids FUCKING LOVE HIM.


Vampire!Mike Carden, Zombie Killer!Nicole Anderson, Hitwoman!Greta Salpeter, and Beatnik Poet!Sean Van Vleet go trick or treating together! Vampire!Mike Carden picks out their matching costumes--- what do they go as? Who gets to be what? Do they all like it or are some Very Put Off by this?
Obviously, Mike makes them all go as Dandies, DUH, ASHLEY.

Sean makes a bunch of impassioned free verse poems before Greta shoves some taffy into his mouth to shut him the hell up. (Greta kind of likes the outfits though...also, don't think she missed Dandy!William eyeing her)

Nicole's okay with it, but she makes Mike swear an ACTUAL FAX OATH to protect them. Or. Else.


Alien!Pete Wentz and Jester!William Beckett run into each other at a masquerade ball and don't realize that the other is who they are--- they have a lovely, lovely evening together. How do things go when the big reveal happens at the end of the night?
Neither of them are surprised. Only Pete smiles like that and Pete tells William that he has a very specific set of pheremones; also, he tells the worst jokes with puns ever. Pete is delighted.


Girl!Kevin Jonas and Animagus/Wizard!Gabe Saporta throw are in college together and BOTH throw Halloween parties! Who has a more successful party? How do they cope with the competition? Do they try to sabotage one another? Do they finally give in and work together? Do their friends just say fuck it and go to a different party all together to avoid the ~dramz?
Gabe has the best party of the year. Kevin's not actually all that fussed about it, but the competition was kind of over before it started, really.

STILL, Gabe makes sure to invite Kevin to his party and when he walks in, Kevin's charmed by the sparkles that Gabe makes stick to him. Also, his fairy lights are REAL FAIRIES. Kevin wants to kind of squeal in delight and take them home. (And don't think Gabe isn't leering over the happy giggle)

And their friends decide to go to both, but it turns out to be a moot point once Gabe shoves everyone into his party for a super awesome dance-off. (The finalists were Ryan J. Luciani and Nate Novarro. They called it a tie when the two of them started making out...Gabe just called it hot)


Superhero!Victoria Asher decides to host a Clue-style Murder Mystery party!
Unfortunately- someone really DOES kill Superhero!Victoria Asher!!!
Beatnik Poet!Sean Van Vleet - Superhero!Victoria Asher's cohost - has to get to the bottom of it!
The attendees are Jester!William Beckett, Nerd!Cassadee Pope, Werecat!Jon Walker, Hitwoman!Greta Salpeter, Fairy!Ryan Ross , and Alien!Pete Wentz.
What are the weapons? Who has what alibi? Who points fingers at who? How do they try to convince Beatnik Poet!Sean Van Vleet that they aren't the murderer?
In the end... who really did it?
Did they do it alone, or did they have an accomplice?

OH NOES, NOT VICTORIA. HOW COULD THE KILL THE SUPERHERO LADY?

William, Greta, Cassadee and Ryan all try to convince Sean that they're not the culprits in sexy ways, because Greta knows the value of a man on the inside. Literally (Shut up, William.)

Jon has an alibi that he was totally checking out the sweet catnip area with Pete. The hickies on Jon's neck confirm it.

The weapons are a poisoned glass of wine, a dagger, the classic candlestick, some rope, and MOST DAMNING OF ALL a gun with a silencer.

Ryan points a finger at Jon (which makes Jon sadface), Jon doesn't point any fingers, Cassadee points a finger at Greta AND Pete, and William points a finger at everyone, INCLUDING Sean.

(Pete doesn't know why they're pointing but HE'S DETERMINED NOT TO USE HIS FINGER TO POINT. *leer*)

In the end, it turns out that Greta killed Victoria, for the monies. And even if she doesn't get Victoria's money, she still gets paid for the job, mwahahahaha.

And Greta works alone.

Sean is really sad, but man. Ryan and William could always keep convincing him, because, y'know, HI.

Comments

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

OMFG!

~draws a giant sparkly heart around this entire post~

i love them all, but for some reason, the girl!Kevin ones were especially woobie-making! (THREESOME!)

♥

[mayqueen517.livejournal.com]

GIRL!KEVIN IS MY *FAVORITE*

*revels in sparkly*

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

girl!Kevin would be cutely bossy and TOTALLY get her way.

and be okay with being licked by aliens ~personal canon~

[hector-rashbaum.livejournal.com]

LOL IT'S NOT STEALING IF NOBODY WANTED HIM. That feels so TRUE TO ROSSY.

not enough zombie killing Nicole, write me some fic about her

[mayqueen517.livejournal.com]

I FEEL LIKE HE WOULD *ACTUALLY* SAY THAT.

And ahahahaha, you write some fic about her. ;-)

[dr-jasley.livejournal.com]

this is sooooo super shiny and awesome

♥

I also really love how you twisted everything around :D

[mayqueen517.livejournal.com]

\o/

Thannnkkkk you! I wanted to have fun with it, even if this one was a little more squiggly than others, ahahahaha!

ALSO, this is relevant to your interests: CLICKY! (http://angelgazing.livejournal.com/270101.html?thread=1580821#t1580821)

[fictionalfaerie.livejournal.com]

They all have crushes on her by the time they leave.
Of COURSE they do.
♥ !

Pete tells William that he has a very specific set of pheremones; also, he tells the worst jokes with puns ever. Pete is delighted.
Alien Pete may be my favorite Pete.

Y'know. I might actually kind of like Kevin if he were a girl.
*ponders*

Also, LOL CLUE.

[mayqueen517.livejournal.com]

\♥/

And Alien Pete was way too much fun. CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW UPSET HE'D BE AT NOT APPEARING IN PHOTOS AND BREAKING SHIT? XD

And heeee, girl!Kevin is kind of my favorite. ♥

I KNOW, RIGHT? LOLOL

[anothersadsong.livejournal.com]

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[mayqueen517.livejournal.com]

:-D

[sullen-hearts.livejournal.com]

I want vampire!Carden, oh my god.

[mayqueen517.livejournal.com]

In my head, Vampire!Carden in this isn't one of the COOL ones and he's kind of pissy about it. He's one of the sparkly ones, because, AHAHAHAHAHAHA, that cracks me the fuck up, I can't even tell you. (can't you just imagine him glowering because everyone thinks he's so MEAN and he's just like I'M NOT MEAN, I'M PISSED OFF, BECAUSE UNFAIR.)

Also, I love Vampire!Carden...like, especially when it's well done, it's so interesting, because if it's sort of in the 16 candles verse, it's a different Mike and Bill dynamic. (hector_rashbaum has a lovely Mike/Kevin wherein Mike's a vampire over on her fic lj, hectorfic)