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Ask me about a pairing I have been writing-- or haven't and you think I should write-- and I will give you five facts about them or a ficlet or a song that is CLEARLY THEIR SONG or their wedding china pattern, etc etc! Okay? Okay! Let's go!
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Date: 21 Dec 2009 22:41 (UTC)Ryland/Victoria/Alex
I maintain that EVERYONE should ALWAYS write about them.
:D
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Date: 21 Dec 2009 23:08 (UTC)Okay, so:
1.) The first time the three of them slept together, they were all drunk. However, when they woke up, hungover and curious as to what happened, Ryland had grumbled and pulled the two of them closer.
2.) The second time they slept together, they actually slept. Victoria tried to tell herself that it was a fluke, but whatever. Those two fuckers are comfy.
3.) When Alex broaches the idea of a relationship between the three of them, Ryland gets scared. Not because of the thought of three people in a relationship, but he gets scared, because what the fuck happens if they go sour and it fucks the band up? Ryland spent a good while worrying about Gabe when Elisa left, and all he can think is what happens if the three of us fuck up and have to leave or something. It'll kill Gabe. It's Gabe that slaps him on the back of the head and tells him to bite the bullet.
4.) Victoria likes the slow slide they take into getting together. They go on dates. Which are really just nights when they drink wine and watch movies together. They cuddle and kiss, but don't fool around. It takes them about two or three months of "tour dating" before they ever get naked with each other.
5.) They start sleeping together and Alex is scared to admit it, but if the world ended tomorrow, he would be at the happiest he's ever been. Victoria smiles at him when he says this and kisses him softly, telling him that if the world ends tomorrow, then they should have a party.
Ryland agrees to all of it with a simple "Delicious".
AND AN EXTRA BECAUSE I CAN'T HELP MYSELF:
They've been doing this threesome relationship thing for about two years or so before Victoria sits them both down and says that she's pregnant. She's pregnant and if they've got a problem with it, they should probably fuck off then.
They don't and actually are pretty calm about raising a kid together. On tour. With Gabe constantly trying to convince them to name the baby after him.
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Date: 21 Dec 2009 23:27 (UTC)That is the noise I made.
You are much faster than I am at responding, obvs.
;D
You made me flail!
Natalia Gabrielle!!!
Cutest baby ever, Y/FY/MFY?!
:D
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Date: 21 Dec 2009 23:35 (UTC)I was already responding to another one too, so, LMAO XD
And YES. MFY. God. In my head, she's the baby of all three of them, but biologically, she's Alex and Victoria's, so she's got Alex's facial shape, but otherwise she looks pretty much like Victoria. And she's actually a couple of inches shorter than Alex. And just. So pretty.
Ryland is TERRIFIED for when she brings home boys. BECAUSE HE WILL HAVE TO KILL THEM AND THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH SPACE IN THE BACKYARD.
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Date: 21 Dec 2009 23:37 (UTC):D
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Date: 21 Dec 2009 23:37 (UTC)"THEY'RE USED TO BODIES, YO!"
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Date: 21 Dec 2009 23:38 (UTC)no subject
Date: 21 Dec 2009 23:41 (UTC)"EXCELLENT, GABRIEL."
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Date: 21 Dec 2009 23:42 (UTC):D
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Date: 28 Dec 2009 03:01 (UTC)no subject
Date: 28 Dec 2009 08:51 (UTC)no subject
Date: 21 Dec 2009 22:42 (UTC)Bill/Nick
Christmas themed because I am in the CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
Date: 21 Dec 2009 23:00 (UTC)1.) They actually don't really celebrate anniversaries or anything like that. Mostly, they save it all up for Christmas. They're both REALLY big Christmas people, like all out. Kevin thinks maybe he's going overboard one day with the decorating and when Mike comes home, he gets the biggest, unguarded grin ever. And a kiss.
2.) Everyone sort of thinks that Mike does everything around the house, when actually it's pretty even. Kevin does the laundry and cleans the bathrooms, but Mike does the vacuuming and tends to cook for them. But Kevin can rock out a damned good breakfast.
3.) One of Mike's favorite moments in the entire world was when they first moved in together. He came home one day from hanging out with Bill and Kevin was bopping around the living room to something that he can't even remember. But it was so fun and when Mike joined in, it ended up with Kevin laughing helplessly. Mike is a sucker for Kevin's laugh.
4.) Mike always worried about Kevin meeting his friends. Right until Brendon ambushed him in a flurry of giggling and watching Disney movies. Mike figures he was the dumb one for worrying about his friends.
5.) They don't talk about the first time Mike had dinner with Kevin's family. They don't talk about it because inevitably, Kevin wants to get angry and Mike wants to punch things. Instead, they hang out with Mike's family.
Bill/Nick
Bill wakes up lazily, yawning and watching the sunlight stream in. It's a lazy morning and one that he has absolutely nothing planned for. It's pretty perfect. Except for how there's nobody else in the bed with him.
Seeing as how he went to bed with Nick and now Nick's not there. Bill's wondering just what exactly Nick's doing. He knows that Nick's not one to lounge around too long, but there's a part of him that pouts because waking up with someone is the best thing about having a break from band stuff.
Getting up, Bill pulls on sweats and as he starts to pad downstairs, he hears giggling and knows that Nick's got Genevieve in the kitchen with him. When he steps into the doorway of the kitchen, Nick's got her on the counter, and the frying pan in hand, showing her how to flip a pancake.
She giggles more and when Nick sees him, the way his entire face lights up makes up for ever waking up alone.
Re: Christmas themed because I am in the CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
Date: 21 Dec 2009 23:12 (UTC)Re: Christmas themed because I am in the CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
Date: 21 Dec 2009 23:37 (UTC)\o/
Re: Christmas themed because I am in the CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
Date: 22 Dec 2009 02:36 (UTC)And oh god papa Nick. OH GOD.
Re: Christmas themed because I am in the CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
Date: 22 Dec 2009 04:15 (UTC)And I KNOW. ♥ ♥ ♥
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Date: 21 Dec 2009 23:11 (UTC)no subject
Date: 21 Dec 2009 23:41 (UTC)Man, that fic might have been the biggest surprise of the year! XD
OKAY. FIVE FACTS:
1.) They don't actually date. They just. Sort of hang out and watch tv, eat junk food, and HAPPEN to fuck.
2.) Joe realizes that they're pretty much dating when he calls Gabe up first when he's freaking out about Nick doing the Nick J & The Administration stuff. Gabe consoles him and promptly has the same, 'oh fuck' realization.
3.) In a surprise to everyone, they actually TALK ABOUT IT. And decide that they're cool with whatever casual thing they have. And if sometimes, it's a little more intense than normal...well, that's cool.
4.) Nick and Kevin kind of like Gabe, but they're not 100% with them until Joe's just like, look. I like him. And. That is all that matters, but it would really make me happy if you two liked him too. After that, they make the attempt to get to know him.
5.) In a turn of events that NOBODY ON EARTH is surprised by, they get drunkenly married in Massachusetts. Joe might raise a fuss about the divorce, but when his Dad threatens to take care of it FOR Joe, that's when Joe stands up about it. He doesn't WANT to get divorced.
Gabe is surprisingly okay with it.
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Date: 21 Dec 2009 23:50 (UTC)"Hi! I'm Joe Saporta!" And it makes Gabe so freaking crazy (and turned on) on the inside everytime he hears it! They have to move in together, and...*explodes*
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Date: 21 Dec 2009 23:57 (UTC)BECAUSE THEY ARE BIG DORKS.
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Date: 22 Dec 2009 00:12 (UTC)"I think Kevin got snatched by Death itself!"
"Nah! That was just Carden. But I can't promise you'll get your brother back, sorry!"
And then there is making out, and Carden defiling Kevin repeatedly throughout the night. And everybody is talking about those screams they've heard all night long. (Everything leads to Kevin Carden!)
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Date: 22 Dec 2009 00:15 (UTC)1.) Zac and Kevin are pretty good friends, despite what EVERYONE thinks. They talk, and more importantly, they talk TO each other. They listen. It's a surprisingly good relationship.
2.) The first time they have sex, they have to stop a couple of times because Kevin keeps fretting. Zac finally kisses him softly and tells him if it's that big of a problem, they can stop, but Zac really thinks that he's just scared of any backlash. It's then that Kevin relaxes and very carefully removes his ring.
3.) When Kevin tells Zac he loves him, he does it late at night, both of them drowsy and Zac is so scared. Because this is suddenly not just fooling around, this is something. Kevin though. Kevin doesn't take it wrong, because he knows that he's feeling a lot more about Zac than Zac has probably thought, so they curl up together and Kevin talks to him about why.
4.) It's the next morning when they're eating breakfast when Zac leans over suddenly and kisses him hard. He just looks stunned when he tells Kevin that he loves him. It's stupid, but it feels right and Zac's heart is all tight and his throat feels funny, so he figures this is love. Because he doesn't care.
5.) Everyone thinks they'll adopt a kid, when in reality, they don't. They drift through and are cool, until they're in their late thirties before Kevin looks over at Zac and asks him if he regrets not having kids. Zac thinks about it before saying that yeah, sometimes. That's when they go and carefully foster some kids and see if it's what they want. They adopt older kids, much to everyone's surprise. They end up with two twelve year old twins who're quiet and a little snippy until they realize that Kevin and Zac are going to talk to them like they're normal, not just orphans.
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Date: 22 Dec 2009 04:19 (UTC)They end up with a pair of twins that are a girl and a boy. They have those names that are kind of matchy-matchy, but more often than not, they don't answer to the matchy-matchy. They find out that Karen and Darin would rather be called by their middle names (Leeann (usually shortened to Lee) and Blaine), which kind of makes Kevin wonder why. When they get comfortable enough with Kevin and Zac, they ask and the kids slowly tell them that it's because everyone always exclaimed how cute it was and it was annoying.
Kevin likes having the older kids, despite having to work harder with them. Getting their affection IS hard and Zac makes the comment one day that yeah, it's hard, but it's rewarding, because that affection is completely genuine.
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Date: 22 Dec 2009 00:51 (UTC)no subject
Date: 22 Dec 2009 04:24 (UTC)2.) They never have had sex. Or at least, they don't until they officially get together.
3.) Gabe is a lot quieter than anyone expects, which makes Bill a little sad, because people tend to think that Gabe is this totally larger than life person and that's all. The thing is, Gabe is an intensely thoughtful guy and incredibly smart. When Bill tells Gabe that he wishes more people saw it, Gabe kisses him lightly and says, "Bilvy, you know it. The people most important to me know it. That's all that matters to me."
4.) When Travis has kids, he names Gabe as Godfather and Bill knows how much that means to Gabe. Gabe loves kids and he loves being an Uncle. The thing is, Gabe has never really had the urge for children of his own. When Bill asks him about it, Gabe smiles and pulls Bill close and asks him if he wants kids. Bill thinks about it and says that maybe, but right now, no.
5.) They don't really have kids of their own, but they're the first choice of their band-mates and label-mates for babysitting. However, they do end up with a variety of pets. Three cats, a dog, two birds (a cockatoo and a macaw), a fancy rat that Bill claims, and a banded rat snake that is firmly Gabe's.
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Date: 22 Dec 2009 02:38 (UTC)no subject
Date: 22 Dec 2009 04:14 (UTC)no subject
Date: 22 Dec 2009 07:12 (UTC)Nick Jonas/Patrick Stump or Kevin Jonas/Bill Beckett
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Date: 22 Dec 2009 07:36 (UTC)1.) Nick and Patrick are two totally different people who are kind of the same actually. Pete introduces them after the FNMTV thing, and they hit it off.
2.) They actually remain friends for a while, but one night, they're hanging out and Patrick just looks at him from under one of his hats and kisses him softly. Nick doesn't know what to do with that, doesn't know if it's his upbringing stopping him or if it's something more.
3.) Patrick never pushes it, but the next time they hang out, they listen to Costello and Nick looks at Patrick and all he can think is that this is a man who is utterly amazing. So Nick leans over and kisses him. Just once. And then again. And then Nick is just unable to help himself from crawling into Patrick's lap.
4.) Nick lets them slide into it slowly, which is strange, because usually he would want to rush things. But he doesn't.
5.) They sleep together for the first time on a random day in a random month and when Patrick grins at him, all Nick can do is grin back.
Kevin Jonas/Bill Beckett
To me...they have a song that they both just fucking LOVE. It's the alternate version of Behind The Sea, but the song that's theirs?
The Christmas Waltz.
They love it because of the fact that when Kevin gets mopey, it cheers him up and Bill never knew that until they were spending their first Christmas together and he sang it absently.
Kevin's pretty sure that's when he knew he was going to spend the rest of his life with Bill Beckett.
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Date: 22 Dec 2009 13:58 (UTC)no subject
Date: 22 Dec 2009 21:38 (UTC)<3 Thank you!
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Date: 22 Dec 2009 14:04 (UTC)no subject
Date: 22 Dec 2009 21:37 (UTC)1.) Siska totally wasn't joking when he said he thought Nick J was cute. Because, dude, he totally is. Siska wants to wrap him up and just ruffle his hair. Like a puppy.
2.) They hate Christmas. But they love Easter, which is why when it rolls around, their house is an Easter wonderland.
3.) They don't fight, but they do have heated arguments. That sometimes end with Nick storming out.
4.) There are some topics that are completely off-limits. Such as: Miley. Selena. Most of Disney. How many people on FBR have you fooled around with. Etc.
5.) But when asked why they love each other, the answer is always always always the same. "'Cause he never asks me to be anything but myself,"
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Date: 23 Dec 2009 16:26 (UTC)Why, yes I am stalking you!
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Date: 23 Dec 2009 20:35 (UTC)And LOL!
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Date: 28 Dec 2009 03:02 (UTC)Gabe/Victoria
Gabe/Nate/Victoria
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Date: 28 Dec 2009 09:02 (UTC)Gabe/Nate/Victoria is getting out of hand. See me tomorrow or something. XD *facepalm*
1.) Gabe and Victoria always have this mutual attraction and tension going on, but both of them file it away to that brother/sister dynamic, because otherwise, things get fucked up. What Gabe and Victoria never took into account is that brother and sisters generally don't make-out when they get blitzed.
2.) It's actually a while later, like, a long while later, when Gabe finally reaches over and just pushes some of her hair back. It's like 'Hey, I like you more than I probably should' in Cobra-Speak. (Which, incidentally, is how all of Cobra Starship defines that little move) She looks over at him after hesitating before she meets his eyes, and it's not that she's shy about it. Fuck that. It's just that she doesn't know what she wants. But he looks so. Not really soft, but comfortable. That lazy-eyed, soft smile that he gets when Bill conks out on him. The same smile he gets when he overhears kids talking about how awesome they are. The same smile he's always given her, no matter what. "We really gonna do this?" Victoria asks as Gabe shrugs a little (meaning, 'I kind of want to, but should we?' in Cobra-Speak) before Victoria sighs. It's a huffy, fondly amused sigh before she curls up against him.
3.) Dating Victoria is pretty much like what he was expecting. Except they make-out. While sober now. Also, they hold hands. Nothing mushy or anything like that, just a lazy holding. Like, fingers draped loosely around each other, barely moving. Nobody really comments, because they don't act any differently.
4.) Gabe makes a fuss about maybe taking it slow before Victoria snorts rudely and kisses him hard. She grins at him, that evil little grin that reminds him of pranking TAI and getting the best of Bill. (It reminds him of the shrill yelling that happened when they'd hidden the entirety of TAI's stash. It was awesome.) It reminds him of everything he totally adores about Victoria. After that, he kind of throws that whole "maybe we should take it slo--ahahahahah, never-mind" notion out the window.
5.) They get married quietly in the middle of a tour. They invite anyone who can make it, and when they get home to New York, they have a humongous party courtesy of Pete. Victoria makes the comment, jokingly, that maybe they should have gotten married sooner if this was gonna make everyone give them shit.
Gabe snickers and wonders how much swag they're gonna get when Victoria gets pregnant.
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Date: 28 Dec 2009 15:46 (UTC)no subject
Date: 28 Dec 2009 21:44 (UTC)Seriously. Gabe/Victoria/Nate is turning into fic. I'm pretty sure.
XD
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Date: 28 Dec 2009 22:03 (UTC)