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OH WOW, LOTS OF QUESTIONS THIS TIME!
1.) Cassadee Pope
2.) Spencer Smith
3.) William Beckett
4.) Patrick Stump
5.) Kevin Jonas
6.) Brendon Urie
7.) Max Steger
8.) Mike Carden
9.) Nicole Anderson
10.) Ryan Luciani
11.) Jon Walker
12.) Tom Conrad
13.) Gabe Saporta
14.) Ryan Ross
15.) Sean Van Vleet
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Cassadee Pope, Spencer Smith, William Beckett, Patrick Stump, and Kevin Jonas are the crew on a pirate ship. Details!
Well, obviously, Spencer is the Captain, with Patrick being the first mate. They got the ship from Pete, who decided he wanted a life on land with Ashlee. William joined by virtue of striding onto the deck and announcing that he was now part of the crew.
Cassadee argued her way on, because her and Spencer love arguing best. Cassadee becomes the navigator by arguing Patrick for it. (For the record, she sleeps with Patrick more often than either of them admit to. Whatever, it's awesome)
Kevin gets accidentally kidnapped. As in, he's minding his own business and William accidentally kidnaps him. Mike Carden was so not pleased at that.
Brendon Urie, Max Steger, Mike Carden, Nicole Anderson, and Ryan Luciani are a band. Road stories!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh my god. Brendon's the vocalist, obviously. Mike and Max are the guitarists, Ryan's the drummer, and they teach Nicole how to play the bass. There are a lot of stupid shenanigans of them leaving shit at various gigs and Nicole forgetting how to play a certain part, because Brendon's a superhuman with instruments and Nicole hates him for it (except not really).
There was the one time they forgot Max at a truckstop. Max didn't stop bitching for three hours even after they turned around and got him.
Also, Brendon's favorite, is when Nicole bitches at them for jerking off in the van. She's the girliest girl ever, with a group of dudes in a van and she hates it, but secretly, she loves it.
Mike loves touring in a van and he actually loves touring with these guys. Except for Brendon's all-night Disney sing-a-longs. He could do without those, thanks.
Jon Walker, Tom Conrad, Gabe Saporta, Ryan Rossy, and Sean Van Vleet are the cast of a hit tv show. Behind the scenes intrigue!
They're in a tv show that's like Two And A Half Men, only it's more like four and a half or something like that. It's a lot of bad puns and it's HILARIOUS when you're stoned.
Behind the scenes though, wow.
Sean and Tom have danced around each other for years now, longer than the show was even thought of. They've danced and danced and danced around each other and it was cute, once-upon-a-time, but not so much now.
Jon and Ryan have had something, even though Gabe can't figure it out. He wants to ask again, but the last time he did, Ryan just smiled at him and that was it. LIKE, REALLY, ROSSY? YOU WON'T TELL ME ANYTHING ELSE?
Gabe though. Gabe's sort of the glue that holds them together. He locks Sean and Tom in a room together to make them talk and then promptly sits outside and listens. Ryan secretly thinks it's a good idea, but Jon's fretting, because WHAT IF IT FUCKS THINGS UP, GABE? BET YOU DIDN'T THINK OF THAT, HUH?
...Okay, so hearing the moaning and thumping from inside the room isn't exactly the worst thing to hear, but Jon still frets.
(Three months later, when the show's up for an Emmy and Sean and Tom are sickeningly relaxed about their relationship, Gabe does his 'I-told-you-so-dance' which looks a lot like his 'I'm-gonna-fuck-you-into-the-ground' dance.)
Cassadee Pope, William Beckett, Kevin Jonas, Max Steger, Nicole Anderson, Jon Walker, Gabe Saporta, and Sean Van Vleet - their various in-group romantic entanglements
OKAY. Sean and Jon have slept together a lot. Like, A LOT. Sean's also slept with William, but only an actual platonic sleeping with. Gabe doesn't know that, and Gabe's a jealous ass.
Even though he likes Sean, Gabe's a jealous ass. But whatever, Gabe and William are Gabe-and-William, because, duh.
Nicole and Cassadee have been fucking since the beginning, but Max sort of ends up in the middle of that more times than he'd like to count. When he talks to Kevin about it, Kevin either blushes or rolls his eyes. Kevin isn't actually judgemental. He's sort of got a massive crush on Jon Walker, but, y'know. Kevin's not exactly gonna tell anyone that.
Max ends up in some weird timeshare thing with Nicole and Cass that he doesn't fully understand, but whatever, they're comfortable and understand each other. So. Win.
Jon. Gives Kevin a kitten, and nobody but them is sure what that actually means.
Spencer Smith, Patrick Stump, Brendon Urie, Mike Carden, Ryan Luciani, Tom Conard, and Ryan Ross - and theirs!
AHAHAHAHAHAH, oh maaan. Beautiful.
Okay, Spencer/Brendon/Ryan have always been and probably remain for longer than they realize. Patrick talks them through more than one fight, because he understands all of them far more than he likes to admit, jesus christ. (It worries him sometimes. Seriously)
Mike and Tom avoid each other! Like always! 'Cept that Mike reluctantly likes Luciani. And Mike and Tom don't TALK, but they don't avoid each other as badly, with Ryan being their go-between. Ryan considers it a win when Mike and Tom start having stilted conversations.
tell me about Cassadee Pope and Sean Van Vleet's wedding
LOLOLOLOLOL Um. It's a classy affair, if a little. Odd. It's very 'scenester' and all that. Cassadee doesn't wear a white dress, Sean forgets his real shoes and thus goes barefoot. It's all very strange and delightful.
and Nicole Anderson and Ryan Luciani's first kiss
FIRST OFF: UNFFFF.
Nicole and Ryan first kiss because they're drunk. And really, that should be the end of it. Except that wow, Nicole thinks, kissing Ryan harder, feeling the sharp points of stubble against her lips, the boy can kiss. There's a party going on around them, laughter and what sounds like a mash-up of 90's rap and pop music and when they pull back, Ryan stares at her.
"I've got a hotel room," Nicole says, before she can stop herself.
"I think you should show me that hotel room," Ryan says in her ear, kissing along the shell, stopping at her earlobe and when she shivers, she can feel him laugh. It might not be a smart idea, but every fiber of her being wants it, which makes it even better.
and how William Beckett and Brendon Urie met
OH MAN, canon! XD William and Brendon meet through Pete, of course. But what a lot of people don't know is the way that Brendon was stunned by this willowy slip of a man who had the headlining spot. Brendon was a little starstruck, more than he thought he would have been, but the real tale of it all is how much Brendon likes William. He likes William going over and talking to Brent, getting to know all of them; mercurial in his smiles and posturing. At one moment, he's shy and quiet, and the next, he's ridiculous and theorizing at the top of his lungs, or from a piggyback ride on Carden.
Brendon likes William. In return, William quite likes Brendon. He sees a lot of potential, and he sees a lot of similairties between the two of them. They were both kicked out of their homes, and were still trying to make it in music, on their own, and with their bands. When it's late, later than William admits sometimes, he always knew that Brendon and the rest of Panic! were going to be big; it was in something of how Brendon held himself. It was how Spencer beamed at Ryan and got a tight smile back.
William didn't expect to have to give them Jon Walker, but sometimes he thinks he regrets that.
and an amazing true story of Max Steger and Tom Conrad's epic bffery
Clearly, the most amazing true story of Max and Tom's epic bffery is that Max has put up with Tom for so long without being completely put off by the occassional creepsterness.
Another true story is how much of a good friend Max is: He doesn't even threaten Tom's life when he walks in on Tom and Sean. He's that good of a friend, yep.
I would also like to know what Mike Carden & Jon Walker name their kid(s).
LOLOL They end up with three boys and a girl. They ask Greta to be their surrogate and she is DELIGHTED to do so, providing that she gets to help name them. It's sort of awesome. But they stick with relatively simple names. Thomas Stephen (and Jon is rather proud of getting Mike and Tom to talk again, thank you very much) (also, Greta was the one to suggest the Thomas Stephen, and not Stephen Thomas, so, y'know, that goes on her), William David (they call him David. Except for Bill; who calls him 'my little minion!') (also, Mike got that one, because hey, if Jon's gonna name one of their kids after his best friend, then of course Mike is going to do the same), and the youngest boy is Jacob Evan (who answers mostly to Gee, which never stops amusing EVERYONE). Their only daughter is named after Greta, who else? Morgan Elaine and she's the baby and the favorite. Her brothers will CUT SOMEBODY for her, predictably. Unpredictably, she will slice you to ribbons if you even think of insulting her family.
How Patrick Stump & Ryan Ross broke up, and why.
Because Patrick Stump only has room for one cryptic lyricist in his life. (but hey - the threesomes were awesome)
And for good measure, there's a zombie apocalypse. Tell me about the entire list.
OHGOD, ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.
Well, of course it all starts with Zomrad. Well, sort of, anyways. It starts in Chicago, at least. Jon and Nicole actually have to gather most of their friends around them to tell everyone that, NO, so long as you're careful and work with them from the start, you can tame them sort of. It's a little messy, but, y'know, worth it. Jon's not gonna abandon his best friend just because he's got a few more differences than before.
Sean, Max, and Ryan all sort of agree to varying degrees. Mostly, Sean doesn't know what to think, so whatever, right? Max is practical. He buys the plastic and everything, for easier cleaning, and he takes care of the shit they use to restrain Tom. Ryan takes care of buying his food (various animal brains and the like) for him. It's a pretty good system.
Ryan, Brendon, and Spencer BATTLE THEIR WAY ACROSS THE US. Or, at least, to Chicago. Whatever, they get there and take over Jon's old apartment. It's pretty sweet.
Cassadee runs shit from Florida and kicks some sweet, sweet zombie ass, all the way frantically emailing Jon Walker a bunch of times on how to take care of a zombie friend, 'cause uh. Alex is looking a little grey, man, and I can't shoot him.
William drags Mike over for visits, and Zomrad's actually pretty cool with it, until Mike gestures a little too violently and Zomrad DOES NOT LIKE. After that, Jon's pretty sure William and Mike make their way to Wisconscin to chill out and hang with The Butcher and Sisky. (On the other side of the world, Chiz is all WTF YOU GUYS because Australia doesn't actually have any zombies. At least, Chiz is pretty sure they don't.)
Patrick accidentally stumbles onto Kevin, who's fighting off zombies while trying to not actually kill them. He doesn't like the sound it makes! Patrick sort of. Trains that out of him. And by trains, I mean does it all himself. They meet up with Gabe who Kevin kind of really likes, if only because Gabe is a menace with a baseball bat and some zombies. All in all, Patrick controls the LA aspect of everything, if only because they have to email Jon about tips on caring for their newly zombiefied friend, Pete. The stupid fucker. (Patrick only gets scared when Jon starts talking about letting Zomrad and ZomWentz hang out. )
Fromdr_jasley
Ryan Ross is bitten by a mutant spider; what does Tom Conrad think about it?
The most that Tom thinks about it is if he can take a lot of pictures of it, because whoa the colors it turns. Also, WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING SPIDERWEB OUT OF YOUR FUCKING WRIST, ROSS?
Cassadee Pope, Max Steger, Nicole Anderson, Jon Walker work together. Who's the slacker, and who picks up extra shifts. And who keeps playing pranks on everyone else?
Well obviously Max picks up the extra shifts. Jon's not really a slacker, but he's the resident stoner who makes Max facepalm. (and steal all his weed. What? Just because he picks up the extra shifts doesn't mean anything, alright?) Cassadee and Nicole are the pranksters, obviously. Sexy pranksters.
I mean, what?
Spencer Smith, Tom Conrad, and Gabe Saporta are going to a halloween party. What(who) do they dress up as?
Spencer is a tourist, because he hates making costumes. Tom is a hobo, because it requires little to no effort on his part, and Gabe is. A neon something.
William Beckett and Kevin Jonas accidentally get locked (trapped) somewhere. What happened?
Obviously, it's all Sisky's fault. William and Kevin get trapped in a closet and are sort of forgotten about, but no worries...William is a master at word games.
Patrick Stump, Brendon Urie, Mike Carden, and Ryan Luciani run away and join the circle. What wacky things happen to them?
Brendon gets knocked up and shows everyone the REAL meaning of child-bearing hips. Patrick bitches constantly. Mike and Ryan secretly plot to take the whole thing over.
Or something like that.
Fromakire_yta
Cassadee Pope, Max Steger, Jon Walker and Sean Van Vleet have an orgy. who starts it, who asks for what, who obliges? :)
Cassadee starts that shit, hell yes. She hits on Max, because he's the most reluctant, but who's gonna be that reluctant with naked Cassadee Pope in their laps? VERY FEW PEOPLE, OKAY?
Jon wants them to come on his face. Sean happily obliges, along with Max. Cassadee has never seen something as hot as that, true story.
Fromtrcunning
Cassadee Pope, Spencer Smith & Brendon Urie fight William Beckett, Patrick Stump & Mike Carden. Who winds up with the black eye?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Okay, let's take this logically: IT CAN BE IN THE 16 CANDLES VERSE.
EXCEPT I DON'T KNOW WHY BRENDON WOULD BE FIGHTING WILLIAM OR WHY PATRICK IS WITH THE DANDIES.
OH, I KNOW. Cassadee is a ~MAGIC SORCERESS~ and she's bewitched Pete and Brendon and Spencer. William, Patrick, and Mike all say THAT SHIT IS NOT ON, OKAY?
Thus, Cassadee ends up defeated. Also, Patrick ends up with the black eye, because JESUS CHRIST, BECKETT. YOUR FUCKING ELBOWS, MAN. >_<
Kevin Jonas, Max Steger & Nicole Anderson are in the same fan club. Jon Walker's the star.
I don't. You know what, I can't actually add anything to this, honestly. <3____<3
Ryan Luciani & Tom Conrad vs Gabe Saporta & Ryan Ross in a dance contest. Sean Van Vleet's the judge.
Well, duh. Luciani has proven himself in dance battles before! And Sean's gonna side with Tom and Ryan, sorry, Gabe and Rossy. (Though, hey, Gabe's got some sweet moves...Rossy just brings them DOWN. SADFACE)
Fromsilver_spotted
Mike Carden recommends a restaurant for Max Steger and Brendon Urie's blind date - what's the restaurant, and who set up Max and Brendon?
AHAHAHAHA, WAT.
Um. Mike recommends a shitty pizza place, because he thinks Max and Brendon would like that. Also, Jon set them up on their date. IDEK.
Kevin Jonas and Nicole Anderson take a trip to the animal shelter - do they adopt an animal(s)?
ALL THE ANIMALS. THEY ADOPT THEM ALL.
Cassadee Pope, Patrick Stump, Jon Walker and Tom Conrad are roommates - who does the dishes? who knows how to unplug the toilet or fix the faucet? who always has to call the super when the heat doesn't turn on?
LOLOL
Tom does the dishes, because if he doesn't, Patrick will kill him. Jon is pretty A+ on fixing the faucet while Patrick unplugs the toilet. He hates those fuckers. STOP PLUGGING THE TOILET IN THE FIRST PLACE, YOU JACKASSES.
And obviously, Cassadee has to call the super. If she left it up to Tom and Jon, they'd just start putting on more clothes and be completely oblivious, duh.
Fromfall_out_nurse
Cassadee Pope, William Beckett, Kevin Jonas, Max Steger, Nicole Anderson, Jon Walker, Gabe Saporta and Sean Van Vleet all get eaten by a giant worm but are alive in the tummy what happens?
LOLOLOL WHAT EVEN?
Clearly, Gabe organizes everyone to get the fuck out of that motherfucker, with all respect to the worm's Cobra cousin.
Spencer Smith and Patrick Stump have a love child what do they name it?
Obviously, they name it Jonathan Peter George Brendon Smith-Stump.
Brendon Urie, Mike Carden, Ryan Luciani, Tom Conrad and Ryan Ross are having a "family" dinner what happens?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh my god, what the fuck kind of family would this BE?
Um, okay. Tom and Mike THROW DOWN, which really ends up in Ryan Luciani throwing mashed potatoes at one of them because, "It seemed like the right time."
Ryan Ross and Brendon get a little miffed because IT WAS GONNA BE A NICE DINNER, YOU FUCKFACES. And they kick Mike, Tom, and Luciani out.
"I fucking hate you right now."
"Yeah, well I don't like you either, asshole."
"Oh, fuck you both. Let's get drunk."
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Sean Van Vleet finds himself with a baby.
How does this work out?
Sean Van Vleet actually likes having a baby, even if he won't tell anyone how he got it. He names him something ridiculous and somehow related to an author. Like Oscar. He names the poor boy after Oscar Wilde, but he's a cute kid.
Tom thinks it's a little weird, but whatever, the kid is quiet and doesn't mind Tom taking pictures. Though, Sean sometimes worries that the kid's gonna get a complex.
It's all well and good until Oscar starts walking and talking and THEN he's a handful and poor Max is gonna have a stroke from all the stress. (Oscar, weirdly enough, LOVES Max)
Cassadee Pope accidentally schedules a date with William Beckett and Mike Carden for the same time- instead of being a normal human and cancelling one, they decide to try to have both dates at the same time (kind of like one on one side of a restaurant and one on another?)--- where do they end up going and HOW does it end up going?
Threesome, obviously. Cassadee works it out with them to go to a nice restaurant, and eventually Mike just bitches at her and then moves them all to the middle where they try to have a date with Cassadee. Together. It's stupidly strange and hilarious.
But it does end in the best threesome of William's life, so A+, Madam Cassadee. ("Don't call me 'Madam', William, it's weird.")
What are Gabe Saporta's favorite foods?
He likes a lot of spice, and a lot of homemade stuff. But he likes candies. For some reason, he loves anything candied and with coconut.
Top three most played songs on Patrick Stump's iTunes?
HAHAHA, um. Okay.
3.) Rich Girl - Hall and Oates
2.) Kiss - Prince
1.) untitled demo 1 - unknown artist
IDEK. XD
It is almost Halloween, which is my favorite, so here are some Halloween themed questions:
Spencer Smith, Max Steger, Brendon Urie, and Jon Walker are going trick or treating together!
What are they? How does the evening go?
Brendon makes them all go as Disney princes. Spencer's Prince Charming, because he's got the hair and the eyes. He makes Max be The Beast (Max is strangely okay with it). Jon Walker gets to go as Aladdin (because Brendon is a generous guy like that). And Brendon? Brendon goes as Shang because, "He's got the best song, guys." (Spencer grumbles and says that he doesnt' have the muscles for it, whatever)
They all kind of think that's cheating, but whatever. The four of them wander off to go trick or treating and Brendon tends to sing 'I'll Make A Man Out Of You' to get extra candy.
Jon falls and immediately wants to go home, but whatever. Spencer bitches for half the night until he realizes all the little girls who are dressed up as Cinderella are staring at him in abject AWE.
Max. Sneaks off back home with Spencer's bag of candy. Brendon decides he can share his own back with Spencer, because they are BFF like that. (Jon hoards his candy, weirdly enough)
Ryan Ross throws a Halloween party- Kevin Jonas, Nicole Anderson, and Ryan Luciani are invited, but Tom Conrad is not! Tom Conrad is VERY UPSET and CONFRONTS Ryan Ross about it! Was it intentional or an accidental forget? How is it resolved? On a side note- how does the rest of the party go? What do people go as? Does anyone else on the list show up? What sort of games do they play?
Ryan Ross is throwing the party, of course it was an accidental forget, oh god. It's resolved by Ryan awkwardly inviting Tom and Tom awkwardly accepting, of course.
The rest of the party is pretty awesome. Everyone gets a little drunk and they all make out and play stupid games like truth or dare and especially Never Have I Ever. Kevin tries to hide and hopes everyone has forgotten him, BUT OF COURSE THAT IS NOT TO BE. Ryan Ross tries to take all the credit for hooking up Kevin and Mike, but Nicole won't let that happen, nope. (Nicole, for the record, goes as Cinderella, because she's already got the costume, what?)
Luciani's a 'mauled concert fan', which basically means showing up half-dressed with a lot of make-up on to look like blood and bruises. Tom is a zombie! ZOMRAD (Sean tells him he just looks homeless, whatever).
Ryan Ross is his traditional mummy, because WHY NOT?
William Beckett comes to the party as Robin Hood and nobody knows what to make of that.
---What was Sean Van Vleet's favorite costume as a child?
---Sean Van Vleet and THIS Halloween- what happens, what are they, how do they celebrate, are any shenanigans had?
---But no really, Sean Van Vleet & Halloween.
Sean really loved his Batman costume as a kid! LOVED IT.
Sean, for this Halloween, has a grand plan of staying inside. He doesnt' want to really do Halloween this year. He's burned out on it. But of course, Scimeca's like, you motherfucker, you're not cutting on my Halloween party, dude. NO.
So Sean goes as a vampire (he already had the cape. Sean's always liked capes), and Tom comes as a vampire and they're DORKS. Like, even Scimeca is just like, oh my god, you big dorks, which is of course stated in an awestruck tone.
They celebrate by drunky times! BECAUSE FUCK YES.
Also, the main shenanigans of the night are Tom and Sean getting drunk and biting on each other while still in "character" of being vampires together.
Which leads to THIS:
"Dude, what the fuck happened last night?" Sean asks, sitting up on his elbows, looking over at Tom beside of him. Sean's mostly naked, which isn't that big of a surprise. He is a little startled by the cape he's still got on and it's not really helped by all the bite marks littering Tom's torso.
Tom groans, opening his eyes slowly and wincing. His eyes go wide when he looks at Sean and looking down, Sean's mouth drops open. There's a few bruises on his chest, but when Tom reaches over and presses one, Sean hisses, pulling back. Getting up, he goes to the bathroom, ignoring Tom's startled laugh at the cape flowing behind Sean as he looks at the bite in the mirror.
"Fuck, what did you DO? Did you maul me, Tomrad?"
"I dunno, did I? Hey, why do you still have your cape on?"
"I have no fucking clue, honestly," Sean says, laughing as he walks back in, tugging at the cape before Tom snickers. He's laying back on the bed and when he tugs at Sean, Sean goes willingly.
"Leave it, dude," Tom says, mouthing at his neck, and even though Sean's head is throbbing, Sean laughs, threading his fingers in Tom's hair, kissing him comfortably.
He's not sure what happened last night, but it can't have been all bad, he figures.
1.) Cassadee Pope
2.) Spencer Smith
3.) William Beckett
4.) Patrick Stump
5.) Kevin Jonas
6.) Brendon Urie
7.) Max Steger
8.) Mike Carden
9.) Nicole Anderson
10.) Ryan Luciani
11.) Jon Walker
12.) Tom Conrad
13.) Gabe Saporta
14.) Ryan Ross
15.) Sean Van Vleet
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hector_rashbaumCassadee Pope, Spencer Smith, William Beckett, Patrick Stump, and Kevin Jonas are the crew on a pirate ship. Details!
Well, obviously, Spencer is the Captain, with Patrick being the first mate. They got the ship from Pete, who decided he wanted a life on land with Ashlee. William joined by virtue of striding onto the deck and announcing that he was now part of the crew.
Cassadee argued her way on, because her and Spencer love arguing best. Cassadee becomes the navigator by arguing Patrick for it. (For the record, she sleeps with Patrick more often than either of them admit to. Whatever, it's awesome)
Kevin gets accidentally kidnapped. As in, he's minding his own business and William accidentally kidnaps him. Mike Carden was so not pleased at that.
Brendon Urie, Max Steger, Mike Carden, Nicole Anderson, and Ryan Luciani are a band. Road stories!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh my god. Brendon's the vocalist, obviously. Mike and Max are the guitarists, Ryan's the drummer, and they teach Nicole how to play the bass. There are a lot of stupid shenanigans of them leaving shit at various gigs and Nicole forgetting how to play a certain part, because Brendon's a superhuman with instruments and Nicole hates him for it (except not really).
There was the one time they forgot Max at a truckstop. Max didn't stop bitching for three hours even after they turned around and got him.
Also, Brendon's favorite, is when Nicole bitches at them for jerking off in the van. She's the girliest girl ever, with a group of dudes in a van and she hates it, but secretly, she loves it.
Mike loves touring in a van and he actually loves touring with these guys. Except for Brendon's all-night Disney sing-a-longs. He could do without those, thanks.
Jon Walker, Tom Conrad, Gabe Saporta, Ryan Rossy, and Sean Van Vleet are the cast of a hit tv show. Behind the scenes intrigue!
They're in a tv show that's like Two And A Half Men, only it's more like four and a half or something like that. It's a lot of bad puns and it's HILARIOUS when you're stoned.
Behind the scenes though, wow.
Sean and Tom have danced around each other for years now, longer than the show was even thought of. They've danced and danced and danced around each other and it was cute, once-upon-a-time, but not so much now.
Jon and Ryan have had something, even though Gabe can't figure it out. He wants to ask again, but the last time he did, Ryan just smiled at him and that was it. LIKE, REALLY, ROSSY? YOU WON'T TELL ME ANYTHING ELSE?
Gabe though. Gabe's sort of the glue that holds them together. He locks Sean and Tom in a room together to make them talk and then promptly sits outside and listens. Ryan secretly thinks it's a good idea, but Jon's fretting, because WHAT IF IT FUCKS THINGS UP, GABE? BET YOU DIDN'T THINK OF THAT, HUH?
...Okay, so hearing the moaning and thumping from inside the room isn't exactly the worst thing to hear, but Jon still frets.
(Three months later, when the show's up for an Emmy and Sean and Tom are sickeningly relaxed about their relationship, Gabe does his 'I-told-you-so-dance' which looks a lot like his 'I'm-gonna-fuck-you-into-the-ground' dance.)
Cassadee Pope, William Beckett, Kevin Jonas, Max Steger, Nicole Anderson, Jon Walker, Gabe Saporta, and Sean Van Vleet - their various in-group romantic entanglements
OKAY. Sean and Jon have slept together a lot. Like, A LOT. Sean's also slept with William, but only an actual platonic sleeping with. Gabe doesn't know that, and Gabe's a jealous ass.
Even though he likes Sean, Gabe's a jealous ass. But whatever, Gabe and William are Gabe-and-William, because, duh.
Nicole and Cassadee have been fucking since the beginning, but Max sort of ends up in the middle of that more times than he'd like to count. When he talks to Kevin about it, Kevin either blushes or rolls his eyes. Kevin isn't actually judgemental. He's sort of got a massive crush on Jon Walker, but, y'know. Kevin's not exactly gonna tell anyone that.
Max ends up in some weird timeshare thing with Nicole and Cass that he doesn't fully understand, but whatever, they're comfortable and understand each other. So. Win.
Jon. Gives Kevin a kitten, and nobody but them is sure what that actually means.
Spencer Smith, Patrick Stump, Brendon Urie, Mike Carden, Ryan Luciani, Tom Conard, and Ryan Ross - and theirs!
AHAHAHAHAHAH, oh maaan. Beautiful.
Okay, Spencer/Brendon/Ryan have always been and probably remain for longer than they realize. Patrick talks them through more than one fight, because he understands all of them far more than he likes to admit, jesus christ. (It worries him sometimes. Seriously)
Mike and Tom avoid each other! Like always! 'Cept that Mike reluctantly likes Luciani. And Mike and Tom don't TALK, but they don't avoid each other as badly, with Ryan being their go-between. Ryan considers it a win when Mike and Tom start having stilted conversations.
tell me about Cassadee Pope and Sean Van Vleet's wedding
LOLOLOLOLOL Um. It's a classy affair, if a little. Odd. It's very 'scenester' and all that. Cassadee doesn't wear a white dress, Sean forgets his real shoes and thus goes barefoot. It's all very strange and delightful.
and Nicole Anderson and Ryan Luciani's first kiss
FIRST OFF: UNFFFF.
Nicole and Ryan first kiss because they're drunk. And really, that should be the end of it. Except that wow, Nicole thinks, kissing Ryan harder, feeling the sharp points of stubble against her lips, the boy can kiss. There's a party going on around them, laughter and what sounds like a mash-up of 90's rap and pop music and when they pull back, Ryan stares at her.
"I've got a hotel room," Nicole says, before she can stop herself.
"I think you should show me that hotel room," Ryan says in her ear, kissing along the shell, stopping at her earlobe and when she shivers, she can feel him laugh. It might not be a smart idea, but every fiber of her being wants it, which makes it even better.
and how William Beckett and Brendon Urie met
OH MAN, canon! XD William and Brendon meet through Pete, of course. But what a lot of people don't know is the way that Brendon was stunned by this willowy slip of a man who had the headlining spot. Brendon was a little starstruck, more than he thought he would have been, but the real tale of it all is how much Brendon likes William. He likes William going over and talking to Brent, getting to know all of them; mercurial in his smiles and posturing. At one moment, he's shy and quiet, and the next, he's ridiculous and theorizing at the top of his lungs, or from a piggyback ride on Carden.
Brendon likes William. In return, William quite likes Brendon. He sees a lot of potential, and he sees a lot of similairties between the two of them. They were both kicked out of their homes, and were still trying to make it in music, on their own, and with their bands. When it's late, later than William admits sometimes, he always knew that Brendon and the rest of Panic! were going to be big; it was in something of how Brendon held himself. It was how Spencer beamed at Ryan and got a tight smile back.
William didn't expect to have to give them Jon Walker, but sometimes he thinks he regrets that.
and an amazing true story of Max Steger and Tom Conrad's epic bffery
Clearly, the most amazing true story of Max and Tom's epic bffery is that Max has put up with Tom for so long without being completely put off by the occassional creepsterness.
Another true story is how much of a good friend Max is: He doesn't even threaten Tom's life when he walks in on Tom and Sean. He's that good of a friend, yep.
I would also like to know what Mike Carden & Jon Walker name their kid(s).
LOLOL They end up with three boys and a girl. They ask Greta to be their surrogate and she is DELIGHTED to do so, providing that she gets to help name them. It's sort of awesome. But they stick with relatively simple names. Thomas Stephen (and Jon is rather proud of getting Mike and Tom to talk again, thank you very much) (also, Greta was the one to suggest the Thomas Stephen, and not Stephen Thomas, so, y'know, that goes on her), William David (they call him David. Except for Bill; who calls him 'my little minion!') (also, Mike got that one, because hey, if Jon's gonna name one of their kids after his best friend, then of course Mike is going to do the same), and the youngest boy is Jacob Evan (who answers mostly to Gee, which never stops amusing EVERYONE). Their only daughter is named after Greta, who else? Morgan Elaine and she's the baby and the favorite. Her brothers will CUT SOMEBODY for her, predictably. Unpredictably, she will slice you to ribbons if you even think of insulting her family.
How Patrick Stump & Ryan Ross broke up, and why.
Because Patrick Stump only has room for one cryptic lyricist in his life. (but hey - the threesomes were awesome)
And for good measure, there's a zombie apocalypse. Tell me about the entire list.
OHGOD, ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.
Well, of course it all starts with Zomrad. Well, sort of, anyways. It starts in Chicago, at least. Jon and Nicole actually have to gather most of their friends around them to tell everyone that, NO, so long as you're careful and work with them from the start, you can tame them sort of. It's a little messy, but, y'know, worth it. Jon's not gonna abandon his best friend just because he's got a few more differences than before.
Sean, Max, and Ryan all sort of agree to varying degrees. Mostly, Sean doesn't know what to think, so whatever, right? Max is practical. He buys the plastic and everything, for easier cleaning, and he takes care of the shit they use to restrain Tom. Ryan takes care of buying his food (various animal brains and the like) for him. It's a pretty good system.
Ryan, Brendon, and Spencer BATTLE THEIR WAY ACROSS THE US. Or, at least, to Chicago. Whatever, they get there and take over Jon's old apartment. It's pretty sweet.
Cassadee runs shit from Florida and kicks some sweet, sweet zombie ass, all the way frantically emailing Jon Walker a bunch of times on how to take care of a zombie friend, 'cause uh. Alex is looking a little grey, man, and I can't shoot him.
William drags Mike over for visits, and Zomrad's actually pretty cool with it, until Mike gestures a little too violently and Zomrad DOES NOT LIKE. After that, Jon's pretty sure William and Mike make their way to Wisconscin to chill out and hang with The Butcher and Sisky. (On the other side of the world, Chiz is all WTF YOU GUYS because Australia doesn't actually have any zombies. At least, Chiz is pretty sure they don't.)
Patrick accidentally stumbles onto Kevin, who's fighting off zombies while trying to not actually kill them. He doesn't like the sound it makes! Patrick sort of. Trains that out of him. And by trains, I mean does it all himself. They meet up with Gabe who Kevin kind of really likes, if only because Gabe is a menace with a baseball bat and some zombies. All in all, Patrick controls the LA aspect of everything, if only because they have to email Jon about tips on caring for their newly zombiefied friend, Pete. The stupid fucker. (Patrick only gets scared when Jon starts talking about letting Zomrad and ZomWentz hang out. )
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dr_jasleyRyan Ross is bitten by a mutant spider; what does Tom Conrad think about it?
The most that Tom thinks about it is if he can take a lot of pictures of it, because whoa the colors it turns. Also, WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING SPIDERWEB OUT OF YOUR FUCKING WRIST, ROSS?
Cassadee Pope, Max Steger, Nicole Anderson, Jon Walker work together. Who's the slacker, and who picks up extra shifts. And who keeps playing pranks on everyone else?
Well obviously Max picks up the extra shifts. Jon's not really a slacker, but he's the resident stoner who makes Max facepalm. (and steal all his weed. What? Just because he picks up the extra shifts doesn't mean anything, alright?) Cassadee and Nicole are the pranksters, obviously. Sexy pranksters.
I mean, what?
Spencer Smith, Tom Conrad, and Gabe Saporta are going to a halloween party. What(who) do they dress up as?
Spencer is a tourist, because he hates making costumes. Tom is a hobo, because it requires little to no effort on his part, and Gabe is. A neon something.
William Beckett and Kevin Jonas accidentally get locked (trapped) somewhere. What happened?
Obviously, it's all Sisky's fault. William and Kevin get trapped in a closet and are sort of forgotten about, but no worries...William is a master at word games.
Patrick Stump, Brendon Urie, Mike Carden, and Ryan Luciani run away and join the circle. What wacky things happen to them?
Brendon gets knocked up and shows everyone the REAL meaning of child-bearing hips. Patrick bitches constantly. Mike and Ryan secretly plot to take the whole thing over.
Or something like that.
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akire_ytaCassadee Pope, Max Steger, Jon Walker and Sean Van Vleet have an orgy. who starts it, who asks for what, who obliges? :)
Cassadee starts that shit, hell yes. She hits on Max, because he's the most reluctant, but who's gonna be that reluctant with naked Cassadee Pope in their laps? VERY FEW PEOPLE, OKAY?
Jon wants them to come on his face. Sean happily obliges, along with Max. Cassadee has never seen something as hot as that, true story.
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trcunningCassadee Pope, Spencer Smith & Brendon Urie fight William Beckett, Patrick Stump & Mike Carden. Who winds up with the black eye?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Okay, let's take this logically: IT CAN BE IN THE 16 CANDLES VERSE.
EXCEPT I DON'T KNOW WHY BRENDON WOULD BE FIGHTING WILLIAM OR WHY PATRICK IS WITH THE DANDIES.
OH, I KNOW. Cassadee is a ~MAGIC SORCERESS~ and she's bewitched Pete and Brendon and Spencer. William, Patrick, and Mike all say THAT SHIT IS NOT ON, OKAY?
Thus, Cassadee ends up defeated. Also, Patrick ends up with the black eye, because JESUS CHRIST, BECKETT. YOUR FUCKING ELBOWS, MAN. >_<
Kevin Jonas, Max Steger & Nicole Anderson are in the same fan club. Jon Walker's the star.
I don't. You know what, I can't actually add anything to this, honestly. <3____<3
Ryan Luciani & Tom Conrad vs Gabe Saporta & Ryan Ross in a dance contest. Sean Van Vleet's the judge.
Well, duh. Luciani has proven himself in dance battles before! And Sean's gonna side with Tom and Ryan, sorry, Gabe and Rossy. (Though, hey, Gabe's got some sweet moves...Rossy just brings them DOWN. SADFACE)
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silver_spottedMike Carden recommends a restaurant for Max Steger and Brendon Urie's blind date - what's the restaurant, and who set up Max and Brendon?
AHAHAHAHA, WAT.
Um. Mike recommends a shitty pizza place, because he thinks Max and Brendon would like that. Also, Jon set them up on their date. IDEK.
Kevin Jonas and Nicole Anderson take a trip to the animal shelter - do they adopt an animal(s)?
ALL THE ANIMALS. THEY ADOPT THEM ALL.
Cassadee Pope, Patrick Stump, Jon Walker and Tom Conrad are roommates - who does the dishes? who knows how to unplug the toilet or fix the faucet? who always has to call the super when the heat doesn't turn on?
LOLOL
Tom does the dishes, because if he doesn't, Patrick will kill him. Jon is pretty A+ on fixing the faucet while Patrick unplugs the toilet. He hates those fuckers. STOP PLUGGING THE TOILET IN THE FIRST PLACE, YOU JACKASSES.
And obviously, Cassadee has to call the super. If she left it up to Tom and Jon, they'd just start putting on more clothes and be completely oblivious, duh.
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fall_out_nurseCassadee Pope, William Beckett, Kevin Jonas, Max Steger, Nicole Anderson, Jon Walker, Gabe Saporta and Sean Van Vleet all get eaten by a giant worm but are alive in the tummy what happens?
LOLOLOL WHAT EVEN?
Clearly, Gabe organizes everyone to get the fuck out of that motherfucker, with all respect to the worm's Cobra cousin.
Spencer Smith and Patrick Stump have a love child what do they name it?
Obviously, they name it Jonathan Peter George Brendon Smith-Stump.
Brendon Urie, Mike Carden, Ryan Luciani, Tom Conrad and Ryan Ross are having a "family" dinner what happens?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh my god, what the fuck kind of family would this BE?
Um, okay. Tom and Mike THROW DOWN, which really ends up in Ryan Luciani throwing mashed potatoes at one of them because, "It seemed like the right time."
Ryan Ross and Brendon get a little miffed because IT WAS GONNA BE A NICE DINNER, YOU FUCKFACES. And they kick Mike, Tom, and Luciani out.
"I fucking hate you right now."
"Yeah, well I don't like you either, asshole."
"Oh, fuck you both. Let's get drunk."
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fictionalfaerieSean Van Vleet finds himself with a baby.
How does this work out?
Sean Van Vleet actually likes having a baby, even if he won't tell anyone how he got it. He names him something ridiculous and somehow related to an author. Like Oscar. He names the poor boy after Oscar Wilde, but he's a cute kid.
Tom thinks it's a little weird, but whatever, the kid is quiet and doesn't mind Tom taking pictures. Though, Sean sometimes worries that the kid's gonna get a complex.
It's all well and good until Oscar starts walking and talking and THEN he's a handful and poor Max is gonna have a stroke from all the stress. (Oscar, weirdly enough, LOVES Max)
Cassadee Pope accidentally schedules a date with William Beckett and Mike Carden for the same time- instead of being a normal human and cancelling one, they decide to try to have both dates at the same time (kind of like one on one side of a restaurant and one on another?)--- where do they end up going and HOW does it end up going?
Threesome, obviously. Cassadee works it out with them to go to a nice restaurant, and eventually Mike just bitches at her and then moves them all to the middle where they try to have a date with Cassadee. Together. It's stupidly strange and hilarious.
But it does end in the best threesome of William's life, so A+, Madam Cassadee. ("Don't call me 'Madam', William, it's weird.")
What are Gabe Saporta's favorite foods?
He likes a lot of spice, and a lot of homemade stuff. But he likes candies. For some reason, he loves anything candied and with coconut.
Top three most played songs on Patrick Stump's iTunes?
HAHAHA, um. Okay.
3.) Rich Girl - Hall and Oates
2.) Kiss - Prince
1.) untitled demo 1 - unknown artist
IDEK. XD
It is almost Halloween, which is my favorite, so here are some Halloween themed questions:
Spencer Smith, Max Steger, Brendon Urie, and Jon Walker are going trick or treating together!
What are they? How does the evening go?
Brendon makes them all go as Disney princes. Spencer's Prince Charming, because he's got the hair and the eyes. He makes Max be The Beast (Max is strangely okay with it). Jon Walker gets to go as Aladdin (because Brendon is a generous guy like that). And Brendon? Brendon goes as Shang because, "He's got the best song, guys." (Spencer grumbles and says that he doesnt' have the muscles for it, whatever)
They all kind of think that's cheating, but whatever. The four of them wander off to go trick or treating and Brendon tends to sing 'I'll Make A Man Out Of You' to get extra candy.
Jon falls and immediately wants to go home, but whatever. Spencer bitches for half the night until he realizes all the little girls who are dressed up as Cinderella are staring at him in abject AWE.
Max. Sneaks off back home with Spencer's bag of candy. Brendon decides he can share his own back with Spencer, because they are BFF like that. (Jon hoards his candy, weirdly enough)
Ryan Ross throws a Halloween party- Kevin Jonas, Nicole Anderson, and Ryan Luciani are invited, but Tom Conrad is not! Tom Conrad is VERY UPSET and CONFRONTS Ryan Ross about it! Was it intentional or an accidental forget? How is it resolved? On a side note- how does the rest of the party go? What do people go as? Does anyone else on the list show up? What sort of games do they play?
Ryan Ross is throwing the party, of course it was an accidental forget, oh god. It's resolved by Ryan awkwardly inviting Tom and Tom awkwardly accepting, of course.
The rest of the party is pretty awesome. Everyone gets a little drunk and they all make out and play stupid games like truth or dare and especially Never Have I Ever. Kevin tries to hide and hopes everyone has forgotten him, BUT OF COURSE THAT IS NOT TO BE. Ryan Ross tries to take all the credit for hooking up Kevin and Mike, but Nicole won't let that happen, nope. (Nicole, for the record, goes as Cinderella, because she's already got the costume, what?)
Luciani's a 'mauled concert fan', which basically means showing up half-dressed with a lot of make-up on to look like blood and bruises. Tom is a zombie! ZOMRAD (Sean tells him he just looks homeless, whatever).
Ryan Ross is his traditional mummy, because WHY NOT?
William Beckett comes to the party as Robin Hood and nobody knows what to make of that.
---What was Sean Van Vleet's favorite costume as a child?
---Sean Van Vleet and THIS Halloween- what happens, what are they, how do they celebrate, are any shenanigans had?
---But no really, Sean Van Vleet & Halloween.
Sean really loved his Batman costume as a kid! LOVED IT.
Sean, for this Halloween, has a grand plan of staying inside. He doesnt' want to really do Halloween this year. He's burned out on it. But of course, Scimeca's like, you motherfucker, you're not cutting on my Halloween party, dude. NO.
So Sean goes as a vampire (he already had the cape. Sean's always liked capes), and Tom comes as a vampire and they're DORKS. Like, even Scimeca is just like, oh my god, you big dorks, which is of course stated in an awestruck tone.
They celebrate by drunky times! BECAUSE FUCK YES.
Also, the main shenanigans of the night are Tom and Sean getting drunk and biting on each other while still in "character" of being vampires together.
Which leads to THIS:
"Dude, what the fuck happened last night?" Sean asks, sitting up on his elbows, looking over at Tom beside of him. Sean's mostly naked, which isn't that big of a surprise. He is a little startled by the cape he's still got on and it's not really helped by all the bite marks littering Tom's torso.
Tom groans, opening his eyes slowly and wincing. His eyes go wide when he looks at Sean and looking down, Sean's mouth drops open. There's a few bruises on his chest, but when Tom reaches over and presses one, Sean hisses, pulling back. Getting up, he goes to the bathroom, ignoring Tom's startled laugh at the cape flowing behind Sean as he looks at the bite in the mirror.
"Fuck, what did you DO? Did you maul me, Tomrad?"
"I dunno, did I? Hey, why do you still have your cape on?"
"I have no fucking clue, honestly," Sean says, laughing as he walks back in, tugging at the cape before Tom snickers. He's laying back on the bed and when he tugs at Sean, Sean goes willingly.
"Leave it, dude," Tom says, mouthing at his neck, and even though Sean's head is throbbing, Sean laughs, threading his fingers in Tom's hair, kissing him comfortably.
He's not sure what happened last night, but it can't have been all bad, he figures.
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I CANNOT EVEN, MY BRAIN.
MAX WITH THE PANIC KIDS I LIKE!
*____*
Also TOM and SEAN and PRESH.
Also OSCAR.
I cannot even.
I have to go finish this presh baby fic I'm reading, and then I'll read the rest.
XD
♥
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OSCARRRRRR, YES. YOU KNOW THE LOOCH WOULD CALL HIM OSCAR THE GROUCH FOR THE REST OF TIME, INVOKING THE >_< FACE.
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
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CASS/MAX/NICOLE. KEVIN/JON + KITTENS.
WRITE ME HOT BASSIST NICOLE FOREVER OH MY GOD.
ALSO NICOLE/RYAN J FOREVER.
KEVIN DOESN'T LIKE THE SOUND IT MAKES.
EVERYONE COMES ON JON'S FACE.
BEST POAST EVER.
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I'M KIND OF THINKING ABOUT IT, NEGL.
NICOLE/RYAN J, FUCK YES
DUDE, WHO WOULD?
YES!!! IT'S LIKE 'AND THEY ALL CAME ON BRENDON'S FACE, THE END' BUT *BETTER*.
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*massive giggly hugs*
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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Thank you, my dear!
*giggly hugs back*
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Nicole would be a pretty pretty bass player ♥____♥
Max/Cass/Nicole, can we just!
Awwww Beckett & Brendon! AWWW!
Morgan Elaine! Jon/Carden! UGH!
Zombie!Alex!
Oh god people coming on JWalk's face, do want.
(JFC reading this is taking forever ILU)
Cass/Mike/William, do want like burning omg
Oh god, Kevin of Kevin&Mike playing Never Have I Ever! Like, everyone expects him to have to drink ALL THE TIME and to be honest Bill is a little looking forward to having a drunk Jonas around because they're all fucking amusing when drunk, especially Joe who wakes up in flowerbeds if he isn't careful, and Bill's told everyone to watch out for it so almost everyone is looking at Kevin and then pretending not to when he frowns. But then! He barely lifts his cup to his mouth, and Bill is trying to think of the most outlandish things he can think of, even when Sisky protests and says there is no way that Bill has ever done HALF of that shit and Bill says "Two words. Gabe Saporta", but STILL he can't get Kevin to drink and eventually he has a fit about it! Because! It's Kevin Jonas and he should be sprawled on the floor by now like he was that time in Ohio!
Mike's eyes are wide in faux innocence, and Kevin's blushing, sure, and giving Mike that secret smile that he thinks no one else notices, and Bill harumphs in disgust. Sisky doesn't get it but then eventually he's like "Ohh. Ohhhhhhh" and Mike says "Fuck you, Sisky Biz," and he squeezes Kevin's hand protectively.
Carden is a kinky fucker, basically. It'll never not be funny, Bill thinks.
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And Man, the longer I think about it, the more I want that AU. IDEK.
\o/ \o/
I'm glad you like ittttt! :-D
Also EEEEEEEEE!!!
I have such a weakness for Kevin Jonas drinking. IDEK, that's probably wrong or something, BUT I DON'T CARE.
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and this And obviously, Cassadee has to call the super. If she left it up to Tom and Jon, they'd just start putting on more clothes and be completely oblivious, duh.
is oh so true!
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And ahahahaha, YES! Jon and Tom are like, man, it's chilly isn't it? And pull on an extra shirt or whatever. XD