He tells it like he was wrestling against Devil's Snare. Nate and Gabe NEVER stop correcting him and telling of Joe's girly scream when he realized what had happened.

And Ryland's actually a decent herbologist, he's got a whole greenhouse out behind the cafe, and thus, he completely identifies with Kevin's plight of STOP TRAMPLING FLOWERBEDS, MIKE. (NOT MY FAULT THEY'RE IN THE WAY, KEVIN.) (YOU COULD WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING.) (I'LL DO THAT NEXT TIME, AND THEN WE'LL LOSE THE SUSPECT.) (>_<)